No one...
No one can believe what was going on in the United States.
We'd rather all speak Russian.
But enough about that.
Why did they have to steal someones giftedness? It looks like they already had the entire Universes giftedness.
Anyhow. We're Universally famous. We're the Soviet Union from the Milkyway Galaxy.
We collectivized the Human Races.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
So...
Get me a job at Sibir Telekom...
We'll get HP to town.
And then buy Global Crossing and Equinix.
Then it would be Soviet Telekom.
And work with the government to go back to our old ways.
Merging networks, rebuilding the network with HP equipment, etc.
We'll get HP to town.
And then buy Global Crossing and Equinix.
Then it would be Soviet Telekom.
And work with the government to go back to our old ways.
Merging networks, rebuilding the network with HP equipment, etc.
Scratch IBM
Make that HP
HP Titanium PC
Use everything we've got from Sparc on Titanium.
We won't have trouble getting it up to speed.
HP
SGI International
Intel
Nvidia
Seagate
Novell
Apple
BSD Foundation
Gentoo Foundation
Oracle
Juniper Networks
Force 10 Networks
...
...
Scratch Xerox. HP has all the printing we need.
Scratch Apple. We'll be using Novell SUSE Linux.
All the same just replace IBM with HP.
Global Crossing Equinix.
HP Unix Experience
SGI Irix Experience
Sun Solaris Experiece [Oracle]
BSD Experience
All going into Novell Linux.
That's what we need.
And as far as hardware is concerned...
We've got Oracle, HP, and SGI experience.
We'll get Itanium up to speed.
HP Titanium PC
Use everything we've got from Sparc on Titanium.
We won't have trouble getting it up to speed.
HP
SGI International
Intel
Nvidia
Seagate
Novell
Apple
BSD Foundation
Gentoo Foundation
Oracle
Juniper Networks
Force 10 Networks
...
...
Scratch Xerox. HP has all the printing we need.
Scratch Apple. We'll be using Novell SUSE Linux.
All the same just replace IBM with HP.
Global Crossing Equinix.
HP Unix Experience
SGI Irix Experience
Sun Solaris Experiece [Oracle]
BSD Experience
All going into Novell Linux.
That's what we need.
And as far as hardware is concerned...
We've got Oracle, HP, and SGI experience.
We'll get Itanium up to speed.
Novosibirsk
It's Novosibirsk...
Great.
I guess Krasnoyarsk is more the kind of place that builds Airplanes.
We're going to Novosibirsk.
Dobre den.
Great.
I guess Krasnoyarsk is more the kind of place that builds Airplanes.
We're going to Novosibirsk.
Dobre den.
Languages...
We're going to have to make English an official second language for 50 years.
We've got too much stuff coming in from other parts of the world.
And they never adopted Russian.
We have to get everything translated to Russian... give us 50 year timeframe.
That is long enough to figure out what words from all of these other languages we can't live without.
We've got too much stuff coming in from other parts of the world.
And they never adopted Russian.
We have to get everything translated to Russian... give us 50 year timeframe.
That is long enough to figure out what words from all of these other languages we can't live without.
Yeah
They've almost got me well enough to work again.
It's Global Crossing.
Global Crossing Siberia HQ
Global Crossing [Republic] Operating Unit
Global Crossing International Overseas Unit
We'd be in Krasnoyarsk. Not Novosibirsk.
We'd be taking all of the "RBOC's" from the USSR and combining them.
We're going back to dialup modems. We will roll-out DSL. We won't have cable or cablemodems. We're going to use sattelites and antennas.
So if we have to isolate our network IPV4 and use AS1 ; +1; 1.0.0.0 / 8 we will.
We'll see who they'd rather be connected to. Worry about that later.
So it's back to the late 1980's for us. Man those where good years.
Back to the BBS days.
Intel Note: We'd rather not use any AMD64 instructions. We'd rather go for the slower Itaniums and let you get it up to speed with IBM and Oracle.
It's Global Crossing.
Global Crossing Siberia HQ
Global Crossing [Republic] Operating Unit
Global Crossing International Overseas Unit
We'd be in Krasnoyarsk. Not Novosibirsk.
We'd be taking all of the "RBOC's" from the USSR and combining them.
We're going back to dialup modems. We will roll-out DSL. We won't have cable or cablemodems. We're going to use sattelites and antennas.
So if we have to isolate our network IPV4 and use AS1 ; +1; 1.0.0.0 / 8 we will.
We'll see who they'd rather be connected to. Worry about that later.
So it's back to the late 1980's for us. Man those where good years.
Back to the BBS days.
Intel Note: We'd rather not use any AMD64 instructions. We'd rather go for the slower Itaniums and let you get it up to speed with IBM and Oracle.
Cold War II
The Soviet Union is making things gifted.
You are being threatened by the Weapons of Mass Destruction of the Soviet Union.
It's all of the Socialist Countries.
USSR:
Siberia SSR
Far East SSR
Russian Federation SSR's
Ukraine SSR
Moldovan SSR
Yugoslavia SSR - Albania
Hellenic SSR
Bulgaria SSR - Hungary, Romania
Czechoslavakia SSR
Poland SSR
East German SSR
Kazakstan SSR
Other Stan SSRs
Azerbaijan SSR
Georgia SSR
Etc.
We have requested to declared war on the United States of America.
We have the cash to buy those companies. That is what we intend to do. There is no point in developing parrallel technologies again. So if that starts a war, so be it. We're after:
IBM
Apple
SGI International
Intel
Nvidia
Novell
Seagate
Micron
Oracle
Juniper Networks
Force10 Networks
Xerox
BSD Foundation including Gentoo Foundation; Open BSD; Net BSD; and Free BSD
X Windows Foundation X.org
GNU Foundation
Global Crossing
Etc. You've seen the list before.
We want Global Crossing to be the Soviet, "AT&T of the 2000's."
We'll work out an IP renumbering plan.
IBM's Apple PowerPC feauturing the [T]Itanium processor.
You are being threatened by the Weapons of Mass Destruction of the Soviet Union.
It's all of the Socialist Countries.
USSR:
Siberia SSR
Far East SSR
Russian Federation SSR's
Ukraine SSR
Moldovan SSR
Yugoslavia SSR - Albania
Hellenic SSR
Bulgaria SSR - Hungary, Romania
Czechoslavakia SSR
Poland SSR
East German SSR
Kazakstan SSR
Other Stan SSRs
Azerbaijan SSR
Georgia SSR
Etc.
We have requested to declared war on the United States of America.
We have the cash to buy those companies. That is what we intend to do. There is no point in developing parrallel technologies again. So if that starts a war, so be it. We're after:
IBM
Apple
SGI International
Intel
Nvidia
Novell
Seagate
Micron
Oracle
Juniper Networks
Force10 Networks
Xerox
BSD Foundation including Gentoo Foundation; Open BSD; Net BSD; and Free BSD
X Windows Foundation X.org
GNU Foundation
Global Crossing
Etc. You've seen the list before.
We want Global Crossing to be the Soviet, "AT&T of the 2000's."
We'll work out an IP renumbering plan.
IBM's Apple PowerPC feauturing the [T]Itanium processor.
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